I had my one real moment of Bridezilladom yesterday. About my wedding? Or course not.

No, I had a fit because my mother used both colored and white lights on the tree.  This is not acceptable. You may use either all colored or all white lights, but damnit, they DO NOT MIX. (Along the same line, you may have either all blinking lights or all static lights.)

So sayeth the Bride.