The Box of Awesome

I just pulled the Box of Awesome out of my attic.

Why is it the Box of Awesome? It contained, in no particular order:

1. An original Donkey Kong, holographic mug from the 80′s.
2. A sparkly Batman waterbottle.
3. Official *NSYNC sunglasses (stop laughing)
4. A Paris Metro Guide from 2001
5. A notebook entitled “How to Become an Evil Overlady in 10 Easy Steps” (Yes, I will be typing up the contents later)
6. The ENTIRE Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Trading Card Set.
7. The White Ranger 11″ plush doll.
8. A “Stupid Police” wallet card.
9 . Nintendo Power: Volume 28, September 1991 (Introducing Super Mario World)
10. Tape of Alex and I singing “Bye Bye Bye”
11. A copy of “Never Tease a Weasel” (the weasel doesn’t like it, and teasing isn’t nice)
12. $6.24
13. All my Bust-A-Move (Bust-A-Groove) fanfiction.
14. A copy of Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” single
15. Two rocks
16. 13 discontinued Bath and Body Works products
17. The Severus Snape lego
18. 1 pair of 8 inch stilettos.

I have NO idea why all this was packed in the same box.