Apr
2
2008
2
2008
I Hate My Toaster
I just noticed (after a year) that my toaster only has two marked settings. “Poptarts” and “Dark”. The only two things I can do effectively is eat a Poptart (yuck) or burn my toast to a crisp.
FU toaster.
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Ha ha ha. I feel the same away about my pans. All of them just burn everything, or um… Well, just burn everything. (#):)
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why dosnt the popcorn button ever pop the corn…
FU microwave jerk.