Things like this make me want to beat people with my History and Religious Studies textbooks.

THE USA WAS NOT FOUNDED ON CHRISTIANITY. THE US HAS NO OFFICIAL RELIGION. CHRISTIANS IN THE US ARE NOT BEING PERSECUTED*, SO SIT DOWN AND STFU!

At least the ladies and gents of Stupid Free give me hope for humanity.

*Yes, Christians in some other countries are persecuted. Those countries are not the US. 80% of Americans say they are “Christian”, the other 20% really don’t have much leeway to persecute you.