Here’s a cheap, easy and fun one that can easily go in a packed lunch. If you can’t find Kecap Manis, you can make your own, it will keep for a bit. Serves 2.

• 1 packet instant ramen
• 1 cup shredded, cooked chicken (yay, leftovers)
• 1 small cucumber, cut into matchsticks
• 1 small carrot, cut into matchsticks
• 1 small red pepper, cut into matchsticks
• 2 tbsp kecap manis

1. Boil the ramen according to directions, discard flavor packet.
2. Place all ingredients in bowl and mix well.

Of course, all the vegetables/chicken can be substituted for whatever you want.

Read my Recipe Manifesto

This is just a reminder that my Docs are FREAKIN’ AWESOME! Poor things are 15 years old and falling apart, but still made of win.

Today I am making Garlic and Ginger Beef with Sugar Snap Peas, but just about any kind of thinly sliced meat and quick cooking veggie can be used. Other good choices are chicken and asparagus with bok choy, beef and broccoli, and pork and green beans.

The most important thing to remember with a stir fry is to keep freakin’ stirring. Stir fries use very little oil and high heat; if you stop stirring, things WILL stick.

As usual, the measurements are all vague and approximate. Serves 2-4

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At first I was like O_o, but then I LOL’D.

At first it just looks like a crappy fight video, until you hit 20 seconds in and it’s just epic. My favorite is the taunt cancel and payback around :45-:55.

This is quite possibly the unintentionally funniest auction I have seen in years.

Incubus Possessed Ring

“” Donovan ” is an Extremely Over Sexual Male Incubus Nymph, who Comes to you in your Sleep, and Satisfies your Every Sexual Need and Desire !”

“Also, this Spirit Invocation was Performed on the Right Day of the Week, when the Lunar Moon was in the Right Phase, and using all the Necessary Herbs, Incense, Candles, Flowers and Chants that true Wiccan Spells and Invocations Require to be Effective !”

All the funnier because the seller cuts and pastes the same text with every piece of similar jewelry. AND

In Western medieval legend, an incubus (plural incubi) is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them. It was believed to do this in order to spawn other incubi. The incubus drains energy from the woman on whom it performs sexual intercourse in order to sustain itself, and some sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally cold penis.[1] Religious tradition holds that repeated intercourse with such a spirit by either males or females (the female version of the incubus is called a succubus) may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.

- Thank you Wikipedia

Captain Falcon/Olimar Super Smash Bros. Brawl cutscene(s)

You cannot watch this video and tell me that it’s not secretly Gai-sensei under that helmet. (And yes, Captain Falcon does have a green alternate costume.)

I just noticed (after a year) that my toaster only has two marked settings. “Poptarts” and “Dark”. The only two things I can do effectively is eat a Poptart (yuck) or burn my toast to a crisp.

FU toaster.

It took me forever, but I finally finished my collection of MK Sub-Zero canon info. You can view the completed video over at my Mortal Kombat fansite, MKFanatic.net

http://www.mkfanatic.net/2008/04/01/sub-zero-chronology-video/