Guy didn’t attach his trailer to the hitch correctly. I hit it doing 65. It was ugly.

Why is the female population so damn reluctant to learn what’s going on with their own bodies? I’m continually struck by the ignorance perpetuated not only by media, but by parents who refuse their kids sex education and girls and women who flat out choose not to know. Ladies, you need to be comfortable with your cooter, pals with your punani and homies with your hoohah. One of these days (when you’re home alone) get [...]

Seriously, how the hell does this even happen?

Things like this make me want to beat people with my History and Religious Studies textbooks. THE USA WAS NOT FOUNDED ON CHRISTIANITY. THE US HAS NO OFFICIAL RELIGION. CHRISTIANS IN THE US ARE NOT BEING PERSECUTED*, SO SIT DOWN AND STFU! At least the ladies and gents of Stupid Free give me hope for humanity. *Yes, Christians in some other countries are persecuted. Those countries are not the US. 80% of Americans say they [...]

There’s apparently some special law of the universe that states that the more I dislike an anime, the more awesome the theme song and OST are going to be. For example: The F-Zero anime is made of fail (at least the English dub is), but the Japanese theme song is made of epic win. Neon Genesis Evangelion? Hate it, but I’ll be damned if that isn’t an awesomesauce opening theme. The opposite works as well. [...]

This is quite possibly the unintentionally funniest auction I have seen in years. Incubus Possessed Ring “” Donovan ” is an Extremely Over Sexual Male Incubus Nymph, who Comes to you in your Sleep, and Satisfies your Every Sexual Need and Desire !” “Also, this Spirit Invocation was Performed on the Right Day of the Week, when the Lunar Moon was in the Right Phase, and using all the Necessary Herbs, Incense, Candles, Flowers and [...]

I just noticed (after a year) that my toaster only has two marked settings. “Poptarts” and “Dark”. The only two things I can do effectively is eat a Poptart (yuck) or burn my toast to a crisp. FU toaster.

So I kidnapped a “Flashback Friday” prompt. Namely “what was your favorite childhood thing?” Being the kind of girl that I am, I had lots of “favorite” things, but here’s a very conspicuous one. Please note the skirt OVER the leggings, the oh-so-80′s sequined headband, and the suntan stockings. I think our teacher just plain hated us. (I should also add that this wasn’t really red, so much as orange-red.) But I’ll be darned if [...]

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I find this both hysterical and deeply disturbing. WTF? The telecom company that carries most of Pakistan’s traffic, PCCW, has found it necessary to shut Pakistan off from the Internet while they filter out the malicious routes that a Pakistani ISP, PieNet, announced earlier today. Evidently PieNet took this step to enforce a decree from the Pakistani government that ISP’s must block access to YouTube because it was a source of blasphemous content. – Richard [...]