Seriously, how the hell does this even happen?

Things like this make me want to beat people with my History and Religious Studies textbooks.

THE USA WAS NOT FOUNDED ON CHRISTIANITY. THE US HAS NO OFFICIAL RELIGION. CHRISTIANS IN THE US ARE NOT BEING PERSECUTED*, SO SIT DOWN AND STFU!

At least the ladies and gents of Stupid Free give me hope for humanity.

*Yes, Christians in some other countries are persecuted. Those countries are not the US. 80% of Americans say they are “Christian”, the other 20% really don’t have much leeway to persecute you.

There’s apparently some special law of the universe that states that the more I dislike an anime, the more awesome the theme song and OST are going to be.

For example: The F-Zero anime is made of fail (at least the English dub is), but
the Japanese theme song is made of epic win.

Neon Genesis Evangelion? Hate it, but I’ll be damned if that isn’t an awesomesauce opening theme.

The opposite works as well. As you know by now, I adore Sailor Moon. But I freakin’ HATE the original OP. Then, to add insult to injury, the English dub kept the theme song instead of changing like the Japanese between seasons.

Naruto’s been bouncing between awesome themes and crappy ones. But then again, I stopped watching the anime long ago and stuck with the manga.

This is quite possibly the unintentionally funniest auction I have seen in years.

Incubus Possessed Ring

“” Donovan ” is an Extremely Over Sexual Male Incubus Nymph, who Comes to you in your Sleep, and Satisfies your Every Sexual Need and Desire !”

“Also, this Spirit Invocation was Performed on the Right Day of the Week, when the Lunar Moon was in the Right Phase, and using all the Necessary Herbs, Incense, Candles, Flowers and Chants that true Wiccan Spells and Invocations Require to be Effective !”

All the funnier because the seller cuts and pastes the same text with every piece of similar jewelry. AND

In Western medieval legend, an incubus (plural incubi) is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them. It was believed to do this in order to spawn other incubi. The incubus drains energy from the woman on whom it performs sexual intercourse in order to sustain itself, and some sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally cold penis.[1] Religious tradition holds that repeated intercourse with such a spirit by either males or females (the female version of the incubus is called a succubus) may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.

- Thank you Wikipedia

I just noticed (after a year) that my toaster only has two marked settings. “Poptarts” and “Dark”. The only two things I can do effectively is eat a Poptart (yuck) or burn my toast to a crisp.

FU toaster.

So I kidnapped a “Flashback Friday” prompt. Namely “what was your favorite childhood thing?” Being the kind of girl that I am, I had lots of “favorite” things, but here’s a very conspicuous one.

Please note the skirt OVER the leggings, the oh-so-80’s sequined headband, and the suntan stockings. I think our teacher just plain hated us. (I should also add that this wasn’t really red, so much as orange-red.) But I’ll be darned if I didn’t love dressing up in this and the many other atrocities inflicted on us during the course of my dancing career

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I find this both hysterical and deeply disturbing. WTF?

The telecom company that carries most of Pakistan’s traffic, PCCW, has found it necessary to shut Pakistan off from the Internet while they filter out the malicious routes that a Pakistani ISP, PieNet, announced earlier today. Evidently PieNet took this step to enforce a decree from the Pakistani government that ISP’s must block access to YouTube because it was a source of blasphemous content. - Richard Stiennon

Read the Article

http://dispenser.ytmnd.com/

Epic lulz.

This almost makes me forgive 4chan for being the cesspool of the internet.

Some guy’s LiveJournal with links to Flickr pools and other write-ups.