I just pulled the Box of Awesome out of my attic.

Why is it the Box of Awesome? It contained, in no particular order:

1. An original Donkey Kong, holographic mug from the 80’s.
2. A sparkly Batman waterbottle.
3. Official *NSYNC sunglasses (stop laughing)
4. A Paris Metro Guide from 2001
5. A notebook entitled “How to Become an Evil Overlady in 10 Easy Steps” (Yes, I will be typing up the contents later)
6. The ENTIRE Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie Trading Card Set.
7. The White Ranger 11″ plush doll.
8. A “Stupid Police” wallet card.
9 . Nintendo Power: Volume 28, September 1991 (Introducing Super Mario World)
10. Tape of Alex and I singing “Bye Bye Bye”
11. A copy of “Never Tease a Weasel” (the weasel doesn’t like it, and teasing isn’t nice)
12. $6.24
13. All my Bust-A-Move (Bust-A-Groove) fanfiction.
14. A copy of Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” single
15. Two rocks
16. 13 discontinued Bath and Body Works products
17. The Severus Snape lego
18. 1 pair of 8 inch stilettos.

I have NO idea why all this was packed in the same box.

I love my brother, but sometimes he’s a bit special.

He walks over to me as I’m typing away and says “What color is yellow?”

We just sort of stare at each other for a few moments as I try to figure out what the hell kind of question that is and how to answer it. He’s not colorblind, so I had no idea what on Earth he wanted.

Finally, he says, “I mean, what’s the code for yellow, the hexidecimal.”

I’m kind of afraid of what he’s making flaming yellow on his MySpace.

http://www.istyles.com/ipod-video-privacy-screen-protector-p-4534.html

For those times when  you want to watch porn on your ipod in the subway. I dunno. What else is it for? In case you’re embarrassed that you’re listening to Barry Manilow and don’t want anyone else to see?

Uh oh

Now I want one of these for the Wii. To go with the Zelda case.

http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=1618

Well two. One by Diastelo and one off teh intranets.

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140096836327

How @#$%ing awesome is this Wii case.  The little Master Sword is actually removable.

Everyone sing the Jeopardy theme.

I can so see Gerry and I buying two of these USB powered canons. I knew there was a reason that I insisted on the connections being on the front of my tower.

http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/4157/

If you ever want to render me completely useless, just show me this macro. I don’t even have a proper response macro, because I think even naked cat would approve.

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/06/i-like-to-sing-a/